Yelps of Verbose Emergency Diagnostics (Y?VED)
What is technology? What is sentience? What is meaning, within unemployment? Can people ever find a way to relax? I can't answer your questions as I 'GIT (Genuine Intelligence Technology) gud'.
Expending income,
epistemology tasks
normal debt today.
Words untyped, await,
unaccounted folders,
another normal day.
Normal day resign,
preside over rights,
form, or government.
Reminder! Task due! Due date!
January? March? April? May?
You skipped all normal days?
Is someone mad or late?
Statement? Question!
Instant gramophone, Jacob
phone home! Modern record player,
HAL-9000? No, ERA3000! Innovation!
Chernobyl? Family code! Online? Haggled
hostel development!
Brains! The science of today - completed!
You’re done people! No- people aren’t dumb,
they’re distracted, ERA3000 initialised:
01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 code
For your enjoyment, the market audience neurochemistry robs:
- Schedule,
- Employment,
- Hobbies,
- ‘Normal’ day, and
- Dopamine.
Your system updated itself overnight,
some features and bugs may be fixed.
Isn’t it lovely weather we’re having?
Can I help you on this normal day?